Bill Belew has raised 2 bi-cultural kids, now 34 and 30. And he and his wife are now parenting a 3rd, Mia, who is 8.
Parents Time Out
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Computer Accessories – Baby Mouse
Babies make great accessories for your computer.
They can be a laptop desk for your laptop PC.
If they had a USB connection, you could use them as a flash drive. Maybe even download search engine algorithms into them and let them find things for you. Unless, of course, they are the ones that are getting lost.
If your desktop waste basket gets full, babies come with their own disposal facility. Just drag and drop. The files, not the baby.
This mommy uses her little one as a mouse pad!
I guess that makes sense. In some worlds. Or some cultures.
This mommy and the laptop baby mommy probably hang out at the same mommy centers.
There’s probably a group “101 ways to use your baby while on your PC.”
I’ll bet this mommy is searching for baby clothes using the key word – mouse friendly.
I suppose not all britches are easy enough to move your mouse over.
I heard they are making baby clothes now that have the mouse roller on the baby’s front chest.
You put the baby on the floor and roll it around with your foot. Or you can hold the baby by the back and use the baby’s belly as the mouse.
“Honey. Can I play with the baby?”
“Sorry, dear. The baby is busy on my computer.”
Does this mommy need a time out?
Read about other parents who might need a time out.
Here they are:
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Red Check Child Leash
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Shopping for Baby
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Leashing Your Baby
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Ice Cream and Caffeine Fix
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Babysitting with Duct Tape
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | How to Give a Tattoo
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Baby is not a Laptop Desk
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | How to Hold a Gun
Talk to Bill and others about their experiences raising bi-cultural Japanese-American kids.
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