Bill Belew has raised 2 bi-cultural kids, now 34 and 30. And he and his wife are now parenting a 3rd, Mia, who is 8.
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | The Baby is NOT a laptop
When do Parents Need
Sometimes parents need a time out, too.
This may be extreme but daddy says there ought to be a switch put on people and they should take and pass a test before they are allowed to have children.
How about this mommy?
She sure seems to love her little girl. At least one of them.
She’s offering up a kiss to her little princess.
But, what about the baby?
A laptop baby?
I have never heard of a laptop computer on a laptop baby.
But now I can see with my own eyes!
I wonder if the baby comes with an adapter.
Or maybe the baby has a USB connection so the mommy can download stuff from the internet right into the baby.
That would be interesting – a baby flash drive.
“Did you bring your Powerpoint slides?”
“Nope, but I brought the baby.”
“Push the baby’s nose and you can change the slides?”
“Everybody knows you don’t push the nose to change the slides. It’s the belly button, silly.”
“What about when you want to empty the trash?”
“Just download the unnecessary file into this diaper icon.”
Is it time for this mommy to have a time out?
Read about other parents who might need a time out.
Here they are:
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When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Computer Accessories – Baby Mouse
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Ice Cream and Caffeine Fix
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | Babysitting with Duct Tape
When do Parents Need a Time Out? | How to Give a Tattoo
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